Black* Shoes

*...and by shoes I mean heels except when I really mean shoes


*You will always own and have a need for a black pair of shoes.
*If you don’t own any other color shoe in your wardrobe, you own a black pair of shoes.
*If you’re not really into shoes and just own 3 pairs, one of them is a black pair of shoes.
*If you have an interview and need something to wear with your skirt suit, you will look for a black pair of shoes.
*If you decide at the last minute that you’re going out with your friends, and at the last minute you find something to wear, it’s probably going to require a black pair of shoes.
*If you have a funeral to go to (My condolences),  you will need a black pair of shoes.
*That little black (freakum’) dress you have been itchin’ to wear because your man pissed you off and you just need a night out with your girlfriends, you’re going to need a black pair of shoes.
*If you’re going on a covert mission with your homie cause they told you their significant other was creepin’, and they need someone riding shotgun while you do a few drive-bys, you guys are going to dress in all black, and you will need a black pair of shoes.
*If you’re going on a blind date and you want to wear some nice jeans and a blazer, nothing too flashy just yet, to keep things low-key, you’re going to put on your black pair of shoes.
*On your first day of work, you know the one you interviewed for a few lines up, you’re going to wear those same pair of black shoes. 

*You need some sexy heels for your Halloween costume cause your gonna be a sexy cop/witch/bumblebee/Cleopatra/RuPaul, you're going to need a black pair of shoes.
*Your first pair of high heels, they were a black pair of shoes.
*The pair of shoes your roommate/friend/sister wants to borrow to wear to her 3rd grade best friend’s wedding, they will be a black pair of shoes.
*The first time you took pole dancing class, you wore a black pair of shoes. (I know I did)
*Your grandma only wears one pair of shoes nowadays, (OK, maybe great grandma with the times we’re in) they may or may not have Velcro, but I bet they are a black pair of shoes. <---in this instance, they really are a black pair of shoes

*5 in every 13 people are wearing a pair of black shoes right now.

That’s my spiel on black shoes.

                                                     ...and now, some black shoes...
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